Name: Matthew Gregory Hearnlaye (chester)
Birthday: May 7, 1984
Position in Band: Lead Guitarist, singer
How long have you been playing your instrument?: 6 years Favorite bands: GreenDay/Blink182/The Ataris/The Deftones/thursday
Favorite Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
If you were gay who would you have sex with: Colby
If you could have sex with anyone: marla socoloff
If you could have sex with anything: my scooby doo doll
If you could have sex: I would.
If you were jesus, what would you do: everything
Favorite Quotes: Why did you stop? Where does that go?
Boxers or briefs: neither.
Things that you hate the most: work, dumb people.
Things that you love the most: girls, my band.
If you had a dog what would you name it: stains
What is your first tattoo going to be: my band name
How do you know if your band members are gay or not: humping action
If you had a vagina for one day, how and where would you use it: it would be the best day of my life.
Fun things to do with a shampoo bottle: take a shower
If you could be another race, what would you be: jamaican If you could add another limb to your body what would it be: another foot
If you could rename the bad yourself what would the new name be: nothing down
What did you do with belinda's underwear: hung it out at the school flagpole. (COLBY SAYS: he gave it to kim (his ex-gf ) (VICTOR SAYS: squeeze his girlfriends fat ass in them ) (SEAN SAYS: on his wall man that kid whacks off so much! )
Do you enjoy the art of masterbation: most definitly. (COLBY SAYS: it keeps him busy ) (VICTOR SAYS: ofcourse ) (SEAN SAYS: DUH look up )
Do you enjoy unicorns: yes they keep me occupied. (COLBY SAYS: only sexually) (VICTOR SAYS: yes many) (SEAN SAYS: matt will only ride the pink ones )
